Spastic Burn Victim - Care Home Inferno LP

Grindcore in a Napalm Death sorta style. Worth buying for the song titles alone, surely?

Tracklist:

A1 Offering A Peanut To A Lesbian, I'm In The Band Y'Know, Its Gonna Be Alright
A2 Strangers In Overcoats
A3 The Man Who Married His Own Tapeworm
A4 You Don't Have A Leg To Stand On Because You Haven't Got Any Legs
A5 Faxed Kidney
A6 Anyone In A Foo Fighters Tribute Band Should Be Taken Out And Shot In Front Of Their Kids
A7 Public Mushroom
A8 Decent Ketamine Should Be Graded KKKKK. That's Kerrang! For Good
A9 There's No Child's Arm Here, You've Got The Wrong Farm
A10 Rupert Marduk
A11 Black Pudding Handshake
A12 Nigel Havers Celebrity Dildo Challenge
A13 No One Told Us There Would Be Fish In The Sea. The Children Were Startled
A14 Wiped It On A Stale Baguette And Wept Bitterly
A15 Mutton Dressed As Wham
A16 Slugrat
A17 Crouching Spastic Battered Mars Bar
A18 Werewolf Circumcision
A19 The Game Is Up, You Lose An Artery
A20 Raped For A Current Bun
A21 Horrendous Trip To The Dentist
A22 Touched On A Bus
A23 Smiths Disco At The End Of Return Of The Jedi
B24 Awful
B25 Bit Of A Children's Man
B26 There's No Place In My Heart For A Monkey
B27 Angry Breakfast
B28 Unsure Burger
B29 What Your Cat's Breath REALLY Says About You
B30 Colditz Salad
B31 Recreational Bulldog
B32 Where Did That Blood Come From?
B33 Casual Binman
B34 They Only Wear The 'Baby On Board' Badges To Fool Other Passengers Into Believing They've Actually Had Sex
B35 Dr. Cahill
B36 Help Teach Kids How The Government Works By Simply Taking All Their Sweets From Them And Telling Them To Fuck Off
B37 Fred West Side Storey
B38 Orthopaedic Hooves
B39 The Horrid One With The Sugar Addiction
B40 To Live And Die In Romford
B41 Unpleasant Glove Puppet
B42 Its Dangerous Out There
B43 Sam-Ra
B44 Fresh Legs
B45 Hi Five For Unprotected Sex
B46 I Can't Believe Its Not Incest!
B47 Vampire Shirt

Listen/Download here

https://sarcasticburnvictim.bandcamp.com/album/care-home-inferno